"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
When you try to console your friends
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
the white guy is killin me
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
when u lose ur way